quotes = new Array(33);
authors = new Array(33);

quotes[0] = "I have a new philosophy.  I am only going to dread one day at a time.";
authors[0] = "Charles Schulz";

quotes[1] = "Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.";
authors[1] = "Jack Wagner";

quotes[2] = "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.";
authors[2] = "Mark Twain";

quotes[3] = "The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.";
authors[3] = "Oscar Wilde";

quotes[4] = "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.";
authors[4] = "Lily Tomlin";

quotes[5] = "Some people would rather curse the darkness than light a candle.";
authors[5] = "Unknown";

quotes[6] = "It isn't a mistake to have strong views.  The mistake is to have nothing else.";
authors[6] = "Anthony Weston";

quotes[7] = "You don\'t need to take a persons advice to make him feel good.  Just ask for it.";
authors[7] = "Laurence J. Peter";

quotes[8] = "Fear is just excitement in need of an attitude adjustment.";
authors[8] = "Russ Quaglia & Doug Hall";

quotes[9] = "Opportunities are like sunrises; if you wait too long, you miss them.";
authors[9] = "William Arthur Ward";

quotes[10] = "If you have but one wish, let it be for an idea.";
authors[10] = "Percy Sutton";

quotes[11] = "A man who moves mountains starts by carrying away small stones.";
authors[11] = "Chinese Proverb";

quotes[12] = "If you don\'t stand for something, you will fall for anything.";
authors[12] = "Dr. Dre";

quotes[13] = "Life is under no obligation to give us what we expect.";
authors[13] = "Margaret Mitchell";

quotes[14] = "He who laughs, lasts.";
authors[14] = "Mary Pettibone Poole";

quotes[15] = "Some men see things as they are, and wonder \'Why?\' I dream things as they aren\'t, and wonder \'why not?\'";
authors[15] = "George Bernard Shaw";

quotes[16] = "Adversity\'s sweet milk, philosophy.";
authors[16] = "Shakespeare";

quotes[17] = "If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies.";
authors[17] = "Unknown";

quotes[18] = "Be the change you wish to see in the world.";
authors[18] = "Gandhi";

quotes[19] = "Writing is an adventure. To begin with, it is a toy and an amusement. Then it becomes a mistress, then it becomes a master, then it becomes a tyrant. The last phase is that just as you are about to be reconciled to your servitude, you kill the monster and fling him to the public.";
authors[19] = "Winston Churchill";

quotes[20] = "You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand.";
authors[20] = "Woodrow Wilson";

quotes[21] = "When sea was calm / All ships alike / Showed mastership in floating.";
authors[21] = "William Shakespeare";

quotes[22] = "A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.";
authors[22] = "William Shedd";

quotes[23] = "There is no greater tragedy than doing nothing for fear of doing too little.";
authors[23] = "Unknown";

quotes[24] = "The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can\'t be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.";
authors[24] = "Elbert Hubbard";

quotes[25] = "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.";
authors[25] = "Albert Einstein";

quotes[26] = "When written in Chinese, the word \"crisis\" is composed of two characters - one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.  This remarkable combination of words and perspective of life teaches us that we have a choice in a crisis. You can feel like a victim in hopeless danger in your crisis. Or you can look for the opportunity to grow, solve problems, stand on your faith, use this lesson to help others and deepen your character.  It\'s your choice.  Either become bitter or better.";
authors[26] = "Jewel Diamond Taylor";

quotes[27] = "Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see.";
authors[27] = "John W. Whitehead";

quotes[28] = "How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment to improve the world.";
authors[28] = "Anne Frank";

quotes[29] = "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.";
authors[29] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson";

quotes[30] = "One person can make a difference and every person should try.";
authors[30] = "John F. Kennedy";

quotes[31] = "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."
authors[31] = "Margaret Mead"

quotes[32] = "Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently -- they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things... they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do."
authors[32] = "Steve Jobs"

//calculate a random index
index = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length);

//display the quotation
document.write("\""+ quotes[index]+ "\" -- " + authors[index]);

//done